…I have a penis…

Posted on Tuesday 22 August 2006

And it’s because of this that I go to websites like the US National Bikini Team… Now seriously I go here once like every two weeks or so when bored at work. Don’t even give me that “look”… I’m not as bad as some people in this office. I don’t have like 3 boxes full of magazines and two boxes full of video sitting in the warehouse because of the fact that I just moved in with my girlfriend and I don’t want her finding my stash. That’s the guy who works downstairs. So me going to the bikini team’s website pales in comparisson. What I have noticed tho is like every time I do go to the site that they’re congratulating some other girl for getting picked to do a photo spread in Playboy. That’s fucking asstastic. I commend Heff for probably doing the same thing. Tho I don’t wield as much power as he does. Maybe it’s that I lack a silk robe… or… maybe it’s cuz I’m in a dead end ass job that I can’t stand and he’s the editor and chief of one of the biggest men’s magazines on the planet. Oh well… I’ll just have to do what I do to get by…

Thank you google for your powerful websearch tool.

Yet on a sad note today.  Our little solor system just lost a rock that orbits the sun.  Pluto is no longer considered a planet.  What has the universe come to?  I guess My Very Excellent Mother Just Sold Us Nothing.  Cuz she originally sold us nine planets but we kinda lost the P in that sentance now.  hmmm… to come up with something creative on now how to remember the planets that make up our solar system…

Multiple Versitie Erotic Mechanisms Justifying Sexy Negligee


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